
Last night was the second live performance of Cartoon Dump!, the pairing up of the mind of Frank Coniff with the film collection of Jerry Beck.
Jerry comes out and introduces the Worst Cartoons Ever, a show he’s been doing at Comic-Con for the last few years. These are actual TV cartoons that were made in the 50’s and 60’s. None of them are intentionally bad, they’re just drawn that way. In some cases, they were made so cheaply, they can’t help but be bad. For instance, there’s The Big World of Little Adam where the leads, two young boys, have their mouths hidden behind a big book, so the only thing that animates are their eyes darting back and forth. They didn’t even bother to draw their bodies coming out from under the bottom of the book so that they are basically just floating heads. The rest of that cartoon consists of stock footage that they got for free from NASA.
After the first two cartoons, the screen rises and we are in the Cartoon Dump, hosted by Compost Brite (Erica Doering), an outgoing bulimic who sings of the joys of skipping meals. She is joined by Moodsy (Frank Coniff), the clinically depressed Owl. They do commercials for such products as “Little Boy Blue, Antidepressants for Children” and lead-in to more cartoons. As the night continued, other characters were introduced, including Hangover Hound, Moodsy’s AA sponsor; Dumpster Diver Dan, a puppet performed last night by Joel Hodgson with a theme song that parodied Diver Dan, a live-action and puppet show from the 60’s and Compost Brite’s Agent, who negotiates with God and the universe. Although a smaller part, I thought the Agent had the funniest line of the night. When Compost Brite wishes for the universe to bring her everything she wants, her Agent goes off to negotiate. After building up her hopes, he returns later with bad news, “The universe has decided to go a different way.”
Comedian Dana Gould also did a stand-up routine.
It was a very funny show and I recommend you check it out next month on the 4th Tuesday. I’ll remind you when it gets closer.
Another surprise of the evening, although not on the stage, was finding Trace Beaulieu in the audience. Trace was the original Crow T. Robot on Mystery Science Theater 3000, as well as Dr. Clayton Forrester. Last month at Comic-Con, there was a mini-reunion of MST3K with the Film Crew, Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett and last night, we had the other three principals together again, Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu and Frank Coniff. That was a rare treat as Trace is in the process of moving back to Minnesota after nine years in the L.A. area.
Remember, boys and girls, “Keep Tip-Top with Titan!”